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B jizzle

A sexual activity in which the penis is stimulated by the partner's mouth. The act must be performed exclusively on the rapper Snoop Dogg.
I gave Snoop Dogg the best B jizzle of his life. We later smoked a joint and had some chicken and waffles.
by Megslynn October 23, 2010
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jizzled

After masturbating when you go to urinate, you spray all over the seat.
Josh: Dude why is there piss all over the seat?
Alex: Sorry dude i jizzled.
Josh: Ahh thats gross
by Shmoodle The Talking Poodle December 20, 2007
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Jizzlet

a drop of jizz hanging or dangling from any object, its about to fall but just wont.
Dude they had a jizzlet on the ceiling in the bathroom!
by abearproductions September 21, 2010
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Jizzle-biscuit

A term used as an insult, combining the secretion of sperm or "jizz" and an edible biscuit. No one wants to be either one of those things.
Casey you are such a jizzle-biscuit for stabbing me in the back with an energy sword as I was hijacking a banshee.
by action zaktion September 29, 2010
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jizzle slap

1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.
Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!
by ladyfembot July 19, 2011
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Jizzlepoot

Jizzlepoot occurs after a couple has butt sex. When the man finishes inside his partner in coitus, the receiver farts, resulting in a cum bubble.
Hey man, I know you watch VR porn. Have you seen that new one with the chick that likes to jizzlepoot? That bubble was the size of a light bulb!
by Colt W July 12, 2016
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jizzlechin

when jizm dribbles down your chin
who gave you the jizzlechin?
by Wirmjams December 17, 2018
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