crotch jello

The coolest anything can get. Something so cool, amazing and invigorating it makes you close your eyes, tilt your head back and smile. Almost as if you were to dip your crotch into a giant bowl of jello on a scorching hot day.

"This girl is so dope," Grant exclaimed, "she paid for lunch and suggested we head back to her place to watch the game. She's like 'crotch jello' cool."

"Is the new Beastie Boys album cool?" I asked.
"Crotch Jello," she replied.

by meatlocker May 6, 2011

Jello Biafra

Leadsinger of the Dead Kennedys and an extremely amusing critisizer of government.

Man, I'm going to the Jello Biafra speech.

by Raven January 1, 2003

Jarell

A guy who is the complete package. Athletic, handsome and smart. Has toned abs and loves basketball.

Omfg he's hot he must be a Jarell!!

by RussWess November 20, 2017

jellol

Combination of "jello" and "lol." It has been speculated that this is the expression Bill Cosby uses in text messages as well as internet forums.

P_Rash: Did you see that episode of Mad TV where Aries Spears made fun of Cosby?

B_Cos: Yea jellol

by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

Jellisa

Jellisa means to be very sensitive and caring . Whenever you have a name like this or similar you always have a careful heart . Have a sincere personality . If someone was to ask you for a dollar you would be the very first person to offer . You never really have a bad heart unless someone messes up with your feelings . Once that is done you might as well forget about trying to be that person's friend unless JELLISA wants to ! :) & This name is pronounced & only pronounced as ( JEL-LEE-SAH )

black jamaican jellisa norae teenager good meaning girl unique Jalisa

by Norae Closford May 21, 2011

Jbelling

the act of buying a stock at its absolute highest using your entire portfolio, and then asking your mentor "am I screwed?"

Boy 1: "Hey I just bought Game stop at 159, its now at 70 am i screwed?"

Boy2: Stop Jbelling.

by Defienr434 January 25, 2021

jams and jellies

Referring to make-up.

Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!

by b. hanback June 25, 2009