Jim Jordan

The sub in a bdsm relationship where your master “Trumps” you into continually lying.

I was whipping my Jim Jordan who replied it felt good

by Bored17 December 29, 2017

Jordan

A boy unlike any other. One you can truly see yourself being with for the rest of your life. He is the boy you'd die for. You look at him, and your heart will just.. melt. Everything you thought you knew about 'love' changes into something you never could have imagined because of this boy. Once you were broken, and now you are fixed. You can almost feel the emotion in his texts, you can HEAR the truth in his words, you can listen to the rhythmic sounds of love in every single one of his heart beats. You'll want to marry this boy. I promise you. His smile could make the strongest of hearts melt. His laugh could give you so many butterflies that they'll fill your entire stomach and send them flying out of your toes. You'll instantly fall in love with him. Nothing else matters but him. Your head is filled with thoughts of him. Everything reminds you of him. A minute feels like a lifetime with him not around. The memories with a Jordan could pierce the soul. You could never bring yourself to leave him. Never. No matter what he did, when you know that you're all his.. it doesn't ever matter. You spend days with him, and when he leaves, it feels as though it's been 5 minutes. You feel like, in order to feel whole, you need to be around him. To see those amazing eyes and have him hold you in his arms. You love him. You love him always.. Having a Jordan in your life is not always a privilege, but the one i have is surely #1, and i never want to lose my Jordan.

Me: Having Jordan Kresen in my life is an absolute blessing!
The rest of the world: totes.

by el0ra November 19, 2012

Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a hilarious outgoing girl who will always make you smile. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She enjoys anime and manga. She is an incredible friend and is always there for others. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have her.

"Did you see what Jordan was wearing today? She looks hot!"

"Jordan has such talent!"

"I gotta get me a Jordan!"

Jordan (girl)

by Bbygirl90 January 1, 2017

Jordananese

A Language Understood By Only Those Named Jordan

Jordan: "Hey, Where Did (Insert Name) Go?"
Random: "Blah Blah Blah End The Movie."
Jordan: "Wait, No I Wont End It...Wait, What? Oh Okay Nevermind."
Random: "....What?"
Jordan: Oh, No Nothing, I Was Talking To Jordan. We We're Speaking Jordananese, You Wouldn't Understand."
"....Okay...?" *Awkward Silence*
Jordan: Aflackkk!!

by PiNK JoRDaNs July 8, 2011

Jodana

Jodana is a great person and has lots of potential and friends who really like her. She is one of the fun and funniest person to be friends with. She is very pretty. She is nice, warm-hearted, kind, loyal, trustworthy, and a lot more. Sometimes she can act weirdly funny when she's around her best friends. But she does have a bad side to her. She can be very very dirty when she wants. She has done bad stuff in the pass. She doesn't judge a book by it cover all the time, but she will still accept you as a person. She's a very laid-back person and is always on her phone. One of her favorite things to do to her friends are take videos of them so she could see all the good times they had. Jodana hates saying no to people because she does not want them to think she's mean. Family and best friends are the first thing she cares about. The biggest fear she can have is losing somebody she cares about without saying goodbye. Her grades are very good and she makes honor roll like all the time.

Jodana is a nice person

by Summer5678 January 23, 2019

Jordan Biden

Jordan Biden (not to be confused with Joe Biden) is the leader of Amerigroot (Not to be confused with America). Jordan Biden is famous because of this quote from him. 'Physically Inhabitance'.

All hail Jordan Biden Grooden Treeden Marden Sooden Peeden. (Yes he has 7 names).

by Budooh May 29, 2023

Michael Jordan

1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.

1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!

by A2P July 29, 2005