Blowjob joystick

A ponytail

Grab dat bitches blowjob joystick!

by User 99472901 October 4, 2016

The Devils Joystick

Another name for a dick.

“He played the devils joystick while he stared at pornhub on his laptop.”

“Take a ride on the devils joystick”

by Devils joystick May 8, 2018

Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft where the primary flight control is a joystick and proceeds to insert the joystick into her vagina and move up and down in a sexual motion treating the joystick as a dildo. For this sexual act to be considered a joystick joyride, the aircraft needs to crash or be damaged in someway because of the joystick being moved in an erratic manner.

Yo Jim did you hear that plane crashed last week because crazy horny chick was doing the joystick joyride?

by wangarata July 21, 2025

The Joystick

A gay sex act. Its when a male without pants sits on the lap of another male, getting his dick grabbed and moved around like a controller joystick, all while getting anally penetrated by the penis he is sitting on.

Sex offenders love doing the Joystick with little boys.

by President Clinton I January 26, 2021

jiggle the joystick

masturbation

bro what were you doing last night u weren't on the game?
sorry man i just had to jiggle the joystick

by oscar the fat kid December 15, 2023

jolly joystick

something that farah wants but can’t obtain.

give me the jolly joystick now (moan sounds in background)

by milkmantheog July 15, 2021

joystick gamer

A joystick gamer is a girl who says she likes video games just to appeal to guys

Mary told me she likes call of duty, I'm sure she's just a joystick gamer

by Katiewolf814 February 5, 2017