joosin'

The act of receiving an alcohol enema, known as getting joosed.

Man, I could use a good joosin', I needs to get drunk from the bottom-up!

by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009

joose nozzles

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!

by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009

Joose

The nectar of the gods.

One joose and you're having a damn good time

Two jooses and you're fucked and a half

Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.

Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.

"Yo are we drinkin Joose tonight?"

"Is that even a question? I want that purple stuff."

by InconspicuousNigga December 2, 2009

JNobs 15

A variation on the term, "Freshman 15," the "JNobs 15" is a colloquial term for body weight gained from plentiful calorie-laden lunches provided by the workplace.

While it is clear the "15" refers to the number of pounds gained by said meals, the origins of "JNobs" is somewhat elusive. It is popularly believed that "JNobs" is a reference to a popular biscuit made of rolled oats called "HobBobs" which has contributed to many an expanding waistline. Others believe "JNobs" to be a pseudo-fictional character akin to the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster.

"I just ate another meatball sub from Subway! Hello, JNobs 15!"

by sammyappel October 5, 2011

Joorś Maclaus

Joorś Maclaus - Deprived from the French word Force majeure meaning when a party takes advantage of a situation or event to another parties detriment and the party on the receiving end has no ability to enact force majeure. Essentially leaving them speechless.

Person 1: hey you took my after shave give it back.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.

by Wright Aidan May 21, 2020

joonsfavexpensivegirl

19 yr old Gojo cosplayer who posts concerning videos at night, she’s also a Dionysus anti.

POV: You turn on Dionysus in front of me

“Cut this **** the **** off 😡” - Joonsfavexpensivegirl

by Ninteenfourty October 3, 2021

Joosep

Slang term for very tight pink boy pussy (anus) bussy. Often refered to as bussep.

Hey looks it Joosep, he got the tightest bussy on the block

by master pimp clifford November 28, 2021