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Jonah

A person who only watches the spiciest and the dankest of dank memes.
Your name is Jonah.
by TheSpicyPickle May 22, 2019
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Jonah

The name Jonah comes from the ancient Hebrew word meaning Dove. The white dove is a symbol of peace. A white dove carrying an olive branch or twig is a symbol of extending the hand of friendship and offering to make peace.
Therefore the name Jonah or a Jonah is actually traditionally referring to a bringer of peace . The story of Jonah appears in the Bible, it is a story about a man who undergoes deep personal transformation and learns to put others before himself. The story has been misinterpreted by some who did not understand the deeper moral to the story of Jonah , causing a misuse of the name in some colloquial contexts. Modern people generally do not observe negative definitions and the name has become popular again in the 21sr century.
Jonah is a good friend
by Prof November 29, 2016
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jonald

The act of urinating on everything in a bathroom.
Man, this party sucks! I'm going to give them the jonald before I leave.
by dillard carr January 25, 2016
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jonard

A mythological plant found in the eastern part of the South American Tropics used for healing and herbal medical care. This plant consists of sharp vines know as branches at the tips.
One of the commonest jonard plants is found in the Amazon River's ridges.
by Herbal Master April 25, 2007
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Jonas

Jonas
The supreme being of sex.
Jonas is breathtaking in the bedroom and can fulfil all your of your dirtiest fantasies, he truly is a supreme being among men.
Ladies are always crawling back to him for more.
"I had such a great night with Jonas"
"Omg how was he?!"
"I've never had better and still can feel my legs shaking"
"Holy shit you have to get me with him!"
"No way, I'm having him again tonight"
by DefinitelyNotJonas October 6, 2020
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Jonah

a swaggie man. the swaggiest man you will ever meet.
jonah is god
by jonahthefirst May 5, 2021
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Jonacaust

the mass murder of all Jonas Brothers fans and Jonas Brothers, believed to happen in the near future
Dude the Jonas Brothers are the most incredibly gay people on this Earth, I sure hope the Jonacaust comes soon.
by Tori H. June 28, 2009
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