Dow Jowned

Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.

1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.

2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.

by MuttyD May 25, 2007

johnelle

Hot ass chick that likes it weird and rough!

Johnelle likes it weird and rough!

by mike_litorous May 19, 2010

johnene

Johnenes are usually beautiful on the inside and out. They will make you laugh uncontrollably and smile so much it hurts. They are kind and supper loyal. Johnenes would do anything for their friends. If you have the chance to be friends or more with a johnene never let her go.

Wow she’s beautiful, oh that’s johnene.

by Sweetie kitty May 17, 2018

Jonediel

Very sexy big cocked Puerto Rican boy😈🍆

Jonediel is smoking hot

by Queef_Bait November 30, 2018

Johnecia

The hottest and coolest chick ever! She’ll jam your face but also gives the best hugs in the WORLD.

“Damn! Johnecia is a straight up hottie!”

by rangatang January 30, 2020

Johnella

The best person you’ll ever meet

Get a Johnella in your life

by Merqueenxxx June 6, 2021

Johnett

A girl that's usually really pretty and shy until you get to know her. Nice to every one but friends with a select few. Usually smart and a little nerdy but always down for a good time and some laughs. Will always be there for the people she cares about.

Who's Johnett?

That quiet friendly girl from art class.

by cyberbratt November 21, 2021