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joe

To run through a planted claymore while playing Call of Duty 4. To also run up on an unsespecting or suspecting person and knife them via the throat. To run into someone and instead of saying hello steal thier wallet.
"Dude! That noob just did a joe!" or "Oh My God! Mommy that man just shanked my throat via a knife!" and *guy bumps into another one.*"Hey watch it....bit%h stole my wallet!*
by Panther#2 December 9, 2008
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joe

"joe" is the codename one uses when talking about pot in front of your parents, teachers, etc...
**Your cell rings in front of your mom, you answer.

YOU: "Hello?"
FRIEND: "Whatchu finna do tonight, fool?"
YOU: "I don't know, I heard Joe rented (insert movie/game here) so I'm thinking about hanging out with Joe."
FRIEND: "Oh fuck yea! I've been wishing for a blunt all day! Let's get fucking high!!
YOU: "Yea, I'm sure Joe won't mind if you come over. I'll just meet you at yr pad and we'll go from there"
FRIEND: "word."

***Mom doesn't suspect a thing.
by bns.life November 29, 2011
mugGet the joemug.

joe

aye dawwg u so joe.
why u hangin wit dem joe ass niggaz
by shonda wanda January 5, 2008
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joe

yo nigg quit being such a joe
by playahata94 August 4, 2010
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joe

Guys with that name are usually of the deligation type that leave major responsibilities to others to do the dirty work whilst sitting home operating a daycare for there own grandchild not excepting money for there services but have no problem holding the palm of there hand out come payday for services they do not earn for the company that supplies there paycheck.
Joe deligates anything that involves real work
by Tired of Joe March 20, 2008
mugGet the joemug.

joe

the caratey loving gay dude
by that asome guy December 6, 2016
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joe

Wow don't you just have that new guy? But he's not as bad as joe.
by kenny348 December 10, 2015
mugGet the joemug.

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