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Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.
Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.
by dmonet October 28, 2008
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Aunt Jemima handshake

When you rub poop on your hands and give someone a handshake.
Steve:**poops in hand**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**
by Wienerschnitzal February 28, 2010
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ben jemima

Before I go to sleep, a Ben jemima really helps me fall asleep.
by mjandy January 12, 2014
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Jemima

Very fit girl you will fall in love with if walk past her
Jemima is so fit isn’t she
by Caldicko April 15, 2019
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Jemaya

A beautiful amazing girl, that is so pretty and deserving of any boy she likes. Every boy wishes that they had a Jemaya. She's especially funny, and she loves to play sports.
caolan- Gee, i wish i was dating that Jemaya!
Jemaya- awwww, i love u too!
by iloveponyboys August 3, 2016
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Jemajo

Usually a really handsome man child with a Colgate/Oribit gum commercial smile and has a body of a Greek god. Loves his friends and would take the time out his day to make them happy. Enjoy taking risks no matter what results may occur. Usually never a fighter but, do not get the wrong idea. Best quality is being a gentleman. Usually the favorite friend to hang out with due to his contagious happiness.
Girl 1: Who is that guy with a sparkling smile?
Girl 2: Oh that is Jemajo. He held the door for me and all the other people before me.

Girl 3: Not only is he a gentleman but, he is cute
by Jay1213 May 23, 2010
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Jemaica

People with the 'J' initial are generally talkative and like experimenting with new things. They will keep you entertained and it is difficult to get bored when they are around. They are a kid at heart and only turn mature when the situation demands. Mostly a Capricorn woman, The signs most compatible with Capricorn are fellow earth signs Taurus and Virgo,
Jemaica are likely the same with the Jamaica country but her mother change her name 'Je' to be somehow same with her name.
by CaillenLopez5317 January 1, 2022
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