Jarrad

A bitch that wears a lanyard all the time, hes pretty stinky

Eww jarrad

by UrbanDictionaryUser109 January 17, 2020

Jarryn

The absolute fucking beast. One of the best people ever to roam this land. He is very short but he makes up for it in penis size. HE IS LIKE A TRIPOD

WOW, that guy was such a Jarryn.
He made me moister than an oyster

by Ureak Hunt May 15, 2018

jarra lawson

A tall handsome gentleman that looks intimidating but he’s actually a softy. He may be handsome….but some of his friends refer to him as “a ginger mullet giraffe” that in the name says it all…he’s hot though…

“Oh look, here comes ginger mullet giraffe” Jarra lawson

by Emii_gaybois November 8, 2021

Jarrad

An absolute spaztic. struggles to complete basic tasks without major issues.
often injuring himself or others in the process.

you done Jarrad'd up. I did a Jarrad.

by pertheseius July 18, 2018

jarrassic park

Jarrassic park is an assholic way to spell "Jurassic park"
or better known as "The land before time"

In other words get raped.

Jarrassic park is so much better than jurassic park

OMFG the land before time raped the asspark

please remember to suck my dick.

by Please BABY suck me off October 30, 2007

Jarryn

A piece of pubic hair that gets stuck to a bar of soap

"Ugh this bar of soap is covered in Jarryns"

by nipplecheese May 15, 2010

Sailor Jarry's

A mild tasting 92 proof Rum thats really great with a cold Pepsi cola. The cap can serve as a convenient shot glass

Me: Man i loves me that Rum we had last night dude

My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's is the Shit

Me: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.

My friend: And how do you know that?

Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass fucking her

by alaskanhybrid October 21, 2009