James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.
Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D
by DiesIrae92 January 2, 2012
Get the James Dave Bondmug. Hey Dave I haven’t seen you in a while, want to hang out this weekend? We can do some James Bonding!
by BootyFinga December 12, 2024
Get the James Bondingmug. James Bond-ing is to dress nice for a small or large amount of time and act like James Bond; flirt, run, and charm. The person James Bond-ing has to have some knowledge to the James Bond Franchise. James Bond-ing also means you will say cheesy James Bond Puns.
Kirk: The name's Bond. James Bond. I was saved by the bell yesterday when I was to go to detention.
Susan: What?
Kirk: Your response was shocking. Positively Shocking.
Susan: Kirk, what the fuck is going on? Why are you all dressed like Tom Cruise?
Kirk: Shut up Susan. I'm dressed because I have to run to school.
Susan: ITS 10 OCLOCK. You should be there already!
Kirk: Ohh, don't bother. We have all the time in the world.
Susan: Oh bugger. Stop James Bond-ing for god's sake.
Susan: What?
Kirk: Your response was shocking. Positively Shocking.
Susan: Kirk, what the fuck is going on? Why are you all dressed like Tom Cruise?
Kirk: Shut up Susan. I'm dressed because I have to run to school.
Susan: ITS 10 OCLOCK. You should be there already!
Kirk: Ohh, don't bother. We have all the time in the world.
Susan: Oh bugger. Stop James Bond-ing for god's sake.
by Bondbauer007 April 11, 2022
Get the James Bond-ingmug. Having sex with a person that was single, a boyfriend/girlfriend, someone engaged, and some married.
All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.
All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.
by Lil Dick Game June 11, 2018
Get the James Bondmug. To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)
by Hairy slaughter January 1, 2017
Get the James Bondingmug. One of the best film franchises ever. Although there is debate on what the political bias is(hence why there is acclaim from a broad ideological coalition), the James Bond films have a pro libertarian meaning, as the villains are usually communists out to take over the world.
by Libertypedia June 3, 2023
Get the James Bondmug. The first James Bond was an original, but once you've had about 3 or 4 James Bonds trying to be the same guy, they start to seem like imbeciles. So why not have a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? Something original again.
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021
Get the James Bondmug.