Jeffed Up

Jeffed Up, or JEFFED is what happens when the "company" insists on providing sexual gratification, (usually via the anal fuck) (whether the recipient expects/desires it or not), followed up by a good serving of Boston Pancakes. To be "Jeffed Up", you may be "gratified" by any member or non-members (ie: dildo) of the Jeffing parties body. It is important to note that the "Jeffin" party usually follows this up with some type of fucking over, ie: a good cold bitchslap to the face of the Jeffed one. This may be ordered "Stat" as well, meaning it should be done ASAP. Believed to originate around the time of the revolutionary war in Boston, or Philadelphia.

"Oh, you want a good ass fucking"? Well how about u git Jeffed Up tonite, or would you rather I Jeffstat you now?

by EMTCORNJOB July 20, 2009

Rahim Jaffer

My favorite person in this world.
Hilarious, especially in the morning.
Amazing in bed multiple times/day.
Makes every single activity so much better than it ever was before.

All I want to do is pull a Rahim Jaffer today, and do nothing all day.

by Rahim's favorite kitten October 16, 2008

jiffed

to fart, or beef, in a juicy manner...especially when a stench is prevalent.

I jiffed in the movie theater, and it made the projectionist's eyes water.

by The Real JBT June 1, 2011

Jeffed

When someone calls you by a name that is similar to, but not your actual name.

Client: Hi Jeff, thanks for sending over that report it was really helpful!
Josh: Actually it's Josh, and your ROI is weak.
Emili: Dude you totally got Jeffed

Smedium: Hey Karen, great party the other night.
Corinne: It's Corinne, and who let you into my party?
Jason: That was a wicked Jeffing

by Bigshotguy December 2, 2011

Joffed

Having flirtacious behaviour with a member of the same gender before indulging into hot, steamy and passionate gay sex before one member licks the male penis for 17 minutes before claiming that they have been 'Joffed'

Tom: Ergh Mate. You got Joffed?
Spence: Yesssah :) a love a good hard Joffing me!

by Dan & Tom May 20, 2007

murtaza jafferji

good at foot better then b.e and b.b combined or me and b.b combined

good at football better then b.e and b.b combined or me and b.b combined

by shabbir May 9, 2005

Jeffed

to get hit in the face extremely hard by a girl

you see what happened to Joe last night?
He disrespected Alicia and he got Jeffed

by Neuyoricania September 3, 2013