Eren jaeger

The guy who smells like a baka

You kinda smell like a baka eren jaeger

by Khairactive September 7, 2021

Jaeger

The biggest bot in the world always camps in bushes irl and in all games. Jaegers always pops out of nowhere and still manages to die. Jaegers always also have those 1 inch wonders. No one ever wants to hang out or have sex with him but end up doing it out of pity

Watch out he's Bush camping
Don't worry it's just a jaeger.

Or
Oh no its a jaeger stay away from him and his one inch wonder

by Baguelliot January 11, 2020

Jaeger

A group of dude-bros. Similar usage to "flock" of sheep or "murder" of crows.

This party fuckin' died when that jaeger rolled up from Greek Row.

by K.Arthur Williamson July 31, 2009

jaegermom

A jaegerbomb is a mixture of Jaegermeister and an energy drink. However, a jaegermom is basically a jaegerbomb placed inside of the vagina of a MILF. This is very similar to the double V, but instead of vodka, a jaegerbomb is used. The end result is quite the same, the person performing oral sex on the MILF vomits into her vagina, causing her to climax.

Topher likes his MILFs, he even likes to give em a jaegermom.

by Topher4life November 9, 2009

Jaegerman

A male (man) that drinks Jaegermeister, or Jaegerbombs.

Down in one! Woohoo! Gimme a hi-five, Jaegerman!

A common exclamation when said 'Jaegerman' has finished shooting Jaegermeister.

by GardenParty July 5, 2011

Jaeger

The kindest, funniest, smartest, most loving guy you will every meet. He has reddish-brown hair and a big heart! He loves to hang out with his family but also makes great friend choices.

Girl 1: Who’s that guy?!
Girl 2: Jaeger
Girl 1: Is he single?
Girl 2: Nope. He’s all mine

by Marshmallo7 March 2, 2019

Jaeger

One helluva piece of shit. That mans is the most useless motherfucker. He hires an assistant to walk him across the street, then takes out a second mortgage to pay for it.

Fuck that lazy guy Jaeger man, he's a nuisance

by WhackedSandwich January 11, 2020