Jade is an amazing, pretty, cute, funny and sexy girl she ALL WAYS there for her friends or bfs she sweet and adorable if your her friend that AWESOME but if your her BEST FRIEND your bless she gets boy under her control if she ever fall in love with u You mean alot she will care for u help u she is the best thing u can ever ask for and if u are one of her exs you fucked up big time she is everything and u should of token care of her she the most generous person she helps her friends wen she is in need she will NEVER GIVE UP ON U if u need help she is there for u in goods or bads no matter wat she has your back if u are jaded bff you are so fucken bless she will always have your back and the only way to not like jade Is if u fuck with her she will pretend not to care or pretend like she's not listening but she will get u back really harsh she WILL get RAVAGE for all those boy if u ever meet a jade dont treat her like shit make her yours or your bitch she will be the best thing in your life plz never fuck really bad with jade she will whop your ass 😊😉
by Brit Sanchezzzz August 06, 2016
A girl who is easily flustered and confused and doesn't think before speaking and that causes her to say very strange things. Besides the lack of thought that goes on in her tiny little brain, she is stunningly beautiful with always tan skin and long luscious brown hair. hold this girl tight and never let her go she will always cheer you up.
"hey Ashley, you're in Bio right? ..... what's a loan shark?" -jade
"When i have a baby, I'm going to feed them with a spork. so they can eat pudding and noodles at the same time!" -jade
"If dolphins had hands they would rule the world, like seriouslyyyy" -jade
girl: omg she is such a jade
boy: i know, listen to what she said
girl: yes, but her beauty is so amazing it doesn't matter what she says.
boy: so true, i would marry her
"When i have a baby, I'm going to feed them with a spork. so they can eat pudding and noodles at the same time!" -jade
"If dolphins had hands they would rule the world, like seriouslyyyy" -jade
girl: omg she is such a jade
boy: i know, listen to what she said
girl: yes, but her beauty is so amazing it doesn't matter what she says.
boy: so true, i would marry her
by Kira liser January 02, 2013
by You don't even know October 20, 2014
Verb. From the adjective, jaded to become emotionally indifferent, worn. To jade another person; to cause them to become indifferent and cynical, generally rhe result of failed romantic relationships.
One woman to another, (discussing a young and innocent guy) "Look how young and innocent he is, no emotional baggage yet". "I'm going to jade him".
by Jenn Phil January 27, 2010
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cynical, disbelief in the sincerity of human motives, believe that the worst will happen, pessimistic
Gary was very jaded about the Republican political agenda, to the point he was preparing to move to Canada.
by Gary Amerine August 29, 2006
by Marissaaaa55 October 05, 2010