jacques ze whipper

Very handsome and funny professional circus performer who uses whips to parody song requests by the audience.
Can be found at Renaissance Faires around the US.
Also has a cat named Scipio and a very hot ass.

Did you see Jacques Ze Whipper's performance at the RenFaire?

Someone requested the song "All The Single Ladies" and he said "I WILL DO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES".
The crowd went wild.

by salty-koala-bear March 10, 2024

jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed

Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?

by 88s.archive March 20, 2024

Jacques oeuf

Gooning in French

James: Why did you go to your room Pierre?

Pierre: It is time to Jacques oeuf!

by Sausage juice November 5, 2025

Jeph Jacques

Creator of the webcomic Questionable Content. (QC)

Jeph Jacques is one funny dude.

by ashbytn May 21, 2009

cole jacques

The hottest and sexiest man alive. Know for his huge biceps and rock hard abs. Known to steal girlfriends and kill relationships.

Hey that guys with your girl, oh wait it’s Cole Jacques your relationship is over

by XxXChaseXxX March 20, 2018

Dirty Frere Jacques

When the man on the bottom passes out while the woman is riding him, and the woman, in retaliatory disgust, drops a deuce on his chest.

I woke up, surprised to find my hot roommate had paid me back with a Dirty Frere Jacques steaming on my chest.

by Pelin Warnet September 9, 2006

The Jacques Cousteau

The action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his testicles over her eyes, bends his penis down and places it into her mouth. Making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.

Dude last night April and I went back to my place and I totally gave her the Jacques Cousteau.

by jbomb108 November 3, 2009