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jackasshole

where an asshole is merely the least attractive part of any normal person, the jackasshole represents the least attractive part of a very unattractive person, the asshole of a jackass.
dude, what an asshole.
check that, what a jackasshole.
by lee.money. June 15, 2004
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Jackassery

That act of being a jackass. Usually in attempt to seek any form of attention and without much precaution. Mostly done but those prone to stupidity.

Jackassery is usually accompanied by embarrassment

Most MTV publicity stunts feature some form of jackassery
Guy1: "Did you see Kanye West on the VMA's? More of his usual jackassery"
by Atticus.Finch September 15, 2009
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Jackasstrophe

Friend one: "I just got a call from my friend whose boyfriend 'forgot' to pick her up to take her to the airport on the Friday before Spring Break and didn't answer his phone when she called him to see where he was. She missed her flight, spent 6 hours waiting on stand-by to get another, and THEN her luggage got lost!"

Friend two: "What a total jackasstrophe!"

Friend one: "Totally. And he still hasn't called to apologize!"
by astar_alone March 17, 2010
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jackass quotient

The jackass quotient is a quantified measure of immaturity and stupidity, as the result of large ego.
The jackass quotient in the NBA is pretty high. If you gave incentive to players shooting from half-court by awarding additional points, you'd probably see them jacking shots up from way downtown.
by Bob Cobb March 14, 2005
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Jackassory

A term used to describe the inconsiderate, self-centered, rude, juvenile, emotionally stunted and asinine behavior of husbands and boyfriends.
"My husband excelled to a new level of jackassory today when he not only forgot my birthday but spent $190.00 on another Re-issue Transformers toy".
by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009
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Jackasstastic

–adjective
1. a melding of the words "jackass" and "fantastic"
2. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination of a stupid incompetent fool
3. fanciful or capricious, as foolish and stupid persons or their ideas or actions
4. extravagantly stupid; marvelously idiotic
5. highly unrealistically or impractically stupid; outlandishly stupid
6. having been inspired by the movie or tv show "Jackass"
7. most anything involving or originating from the state of texas
As compensation for overselling the Super Bowl and costing four hundred people thousands of dollars and the chance to see the game live, the jackasstastic Jerry Jones's solution was to give them some money, then take them to a bar, and let them watch the game on television.

I will continue this conversation with you, provided that your jackasstastic views on right-wing conservatism, scientology, or the dallas cowboys stay in check from now on.
by crashincymbals February 25, 2011
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