iTurd

When you drop your Ipod in the toilet

I was such a fucking dumbass, I dropped my brand new iPod in the toilet, now it's a iTurd.

by Ryley Fee January 6, 2007

Itsumo

japanese meaning always

X:will you be with me?

Y:Itsumo

by squall yukishin August 20, 2008

insurance defense

The chocolate factory (as in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) of the law profession, where desperate attorneys work for a pittance, like Oompa Loompas working for cacao beans. Except in Insurance Defense, the attorneys don't smile and sing happy songs.

I went to a ttt, and now I do insurance defense. In a sad and cruel twist of fate, I can't even afford the insurance rates of my own clients, so my teeth are rotting away, and the pinched nerve in my groin is making me incontinent.

by Sir Humps a Lot February 7, 2007

poop insurance

When your pretty sure it's just a fart, but you're gonna push that thing out with some force, so you sit down on the toilet just in case some poop's gonna follow

Guy 1: Hold on, i need to change my pants
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I decided to go without poop insurance and ended up shitting my pants

by fauxphantom1 November 22, 2011

iSurv1vor

The longest running and most consistent survivor based online reality game series. Known for its hardcore and dedicated alumni as well as steadfast host who go above and beyond to continue advancing the series forward. With now 14 seasons under the series it is collectively known as the GO TO place for any ORGer looking prove themselves. Often referred to by its abbreviated name (iS) this series has become synonymous with success.

Have you applied yet for the new iS season? I hear its gonna blow the rest out of the water.

OMG iSurv1vor just cast me. I can't believe I finally get to play. It only took applying 12 times to finally get cast. I'm SO excited.

I see that you won in iS. Well if you can survive in iSurv1vor I know you will do well here. Welcome to the game.

by NexusCain April 7, 2010

Facebook Insurance

Similar to joke insurance, facebook insurance is the mutual agreement to like/ comment on a friend's facebook status regardless of what it is, it is usually used to lessen the embarassment of having a really unsuccessful/boring status.

A friend will like/comment on your status, and you return the favour when they post a status, regardless if you have any interest to it.

Sharon is sitting down

*John likes this*

Person 1: Whoa Sharon and John totally have facebook insurance...
Person 2: Totally

by Latem September 1, 2009

insurance cookie

a cookie you grab early in the morning before work or school because you know they will all be gone when you get home.

Fred: "John, come on! We're gonna be late for work!"
John: "Hold up, gotta grab me an insurance cookie."

by Arbag August 24, 2009