by Dirty Lulu 87 November 17, 2022

The act of folding Pocket Kings pre-flop in Texas Hold'em knowing that you would lose with them if played out.
I'm last to act and someone has raised 10 times the big blind, I have pocket kings and I fold. I respect "The Irvine move" and the TD for In-House Poker League owes me 1000 extra chips!
by Carpadm1 November 18, 2010

To get drunk beyond all recognition of man, wake up with little idea what happened and even less dignity.
by pubesinteeth July 30, 2012

When one gets all all fours (hands and knees) in an aggressive manor (and possibly coked out of their mind) reassembly Michael Irvin on the side lines of the Miami vs. Cal game in October 2024. Google the image.
I told that slut Stacy to hit "The Michael Irvin" and proceed to deliver back shots that could be heard a zip code away.
by jhigity2.0 February 26, 2025

by Greco the nice guy September 23, 2020

Loves ketamine and loves being called irv and shmooopie. Likes to pick her nose when she’s not working
by Rocket socks November 22, 2021

Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
by ZXY&ABC October 9, 2022
