internet

A place where some of the more mindless Christians like to make everyone else miserable. Well, they do that everywhere, but especially on the internet.

"The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is 'Internet'." -- Unknown

Nice grammar, God boy.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

internet

The inner-netting of swimwear

"I think I just logged on to my internet" -Carl from the Simpsons after being scared

by aybab2 June 15, 2003

internet

the most addicting piece of shit EVER. fucks up your grades, as well. everything else you once loved to do means absolutely nothing anymore.

the internet has turned me in to a pissed off, socially retarded, bitch.

by l33v March 1, 2008

internet

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

by Ted January 5, 2004

internet

the internet is where awhole bunch of people get sucked into and very rarely return they gradually turn in to lifeless fruits

damn where'd everyone go?the internet.shit there's enough fruits in this world already

by janette wall July 1, 2003

internet

Boobiez, drugz, bombz and IRC.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

internet

Something that allows people to pay money to look at advertisements for products they'll never buy while calling each other 'asshats.'

by Baller July 7, 2003