CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTOR

One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.

Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector

by T-Cracker December 27, 2018

corned beef inspector

a corned beef inspector is a male that is attracted to females that have ginger hair and rough skin.

hey bert look at that corned beef girl shes fit

by popadopalis June 21, 2005

fertile delta inspector

one who takes pride in his intercourse, by checking the area thoroughly to ensure everything is copesetic

Derek likes to dive right in...he's a crack injection specialist. as a fertile delta inspector, I put safety first

by Skottidogg April 29, 2006

Got a date with the health inspector

Someone got raped in prison

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"

by Frixion fred March 17, 2019

Clay Pipe Inspector

A homosexual male

Look at him, he's a clay pipe inspector

by MadMatt74 November 15, 2003

inspector horse's ass

(1) name for a moronic policeman. Also captain horse's ass or officer horse's ass.
(2) refers to silly ass movie and cartoon character also known as inspector gadget

by Bob Jr. October 26, 2003

Inspector Complex

When you stalk someone's social media profile for too long, you start thinking like a detective because you just know they're up to something. Like a hero complex, but ten times creepier.

John: I'm stalking my ex's new boyfriend's profile because I'm pretty sure he's a weirdo, but now I think I'm developing an inspector complex.
Dave: Go, complex, go...

by Platinum6 July 10, 2023