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The sound your mom makes in bed

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When your father and mother have a sexual intercourse.
The sound your mom makes in bed:
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*
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Everyones Favorite Activity in Bed

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You honestly shouldn't have to think about this one.
Oscar: Dude, where'd Mark go, this party is sick!
Jim: Hes just spending some time doing everyones favorite activity in bed!
Oscar: Wha...OOH!!
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Breakfast in bed

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The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon
Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.
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upstairs breakfast in bed 

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The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with upstairs breakfast in bed.
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Breakfast in Bed

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The delicious scrambled eggs you wake up to after using egg whites as lube.
Following a passionate and well lubricated night, Tom was looking forward to having breakfast in bed.
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breakfast in bed

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When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
breakfast in bed by E&A July 16, 2008
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