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Impressively Rude

when someone you have not seen in a while, like a rediscovery on facebook from 20 years ago from the 5th grade and you are now in your thirties posts..."wow, I didn't recognize you without the glasses, bad haircut...etc...you look great now" translation... "wow, you used to be very ugly in the 5th grade and now you look, well, wow, YOU LOOK GREAT...." impressively rude is when you compliment someone on how they look now in such a way that you insult how they used to look in the process....
Random re-aqaintance to someone they have not seen in a while..

old friend "wow, you look so great now, I barely recognized you because you used to be so fat".
you "um, thanks...I think".

You re-tell the story to an existing friend...so and so was impressively rude when I saw her telling me how great I look now... how fat did she think I was before?
by The one and only Pinksnout December 12, 2009
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Impresstard

To be impressed by something or someone's retarded situation or actions.
Brendon: "My friend drank so much after his girlfriend dumped him that he ended up in the hospital with a bruised liver"

Nicole: "Dude...that's impresstarded"
by n&batab September 25, 2010
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Improliving

Living your life in an improvised way. Doing random things that make you feel different from yourself.
Guy #1: Bro, what did you do yesterday?

Guy #2: Man, I was swimming at the lake with my new duck I bought.

Guy #1: Duuudeee you improliving!
by @alejos221 March 1, 2020
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Improbable Destructor

The act of having sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend, not before playing the track "Calliope" by Cheshyre, seen in the madness combat series' third episode. You must yell "THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED", then wrap an arm around your partner's neck and another around their eyes, before going down on them, HARD
person 1: "hey man, you were gone for a while yesterday, what happened?"

person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor"

person 1: "that is BOSS, dude"
by lukaa June 25, 2021
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impregnation rizz

The art of one manipulating a child into ones physical or emotional state to the point of falling in love.
Person 1: Ayoo that boy jace got that impregnation rizz
Person 2: Yeah bruh she really fell for it
by big flect April 2, 2023
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Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI

The Subaru Impreza WRX/Subaru Impreza WRX STI is the BEST CAR ever! If you think I am wrong, STFU cuz you just drive your wimp Evo boo hoo!!!
by klem_box47 March 1, 2021
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Impreza

An incredible handling car with rally inspired suspention and a horrazontally opposed engine, meaning, more speed less weight
The impreza is the fastest car in history
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