Impossible Booger

when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.

Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger

Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach

Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea

by Jurmy February 8, 2020

impossible shapes

shapes that cannot be displayed i a three dimensional space (such as your room), they must be played on vinyl.

No, I did not catch the Simpsons tonight, i went to see the impossible shapes. DUHHHH!

by tham nahem September 15, 2003

impossible sanchez

Fucking yourself in the ass while punching yourself in the face. See mobius punch.

Who's got two thumbs and is about to perform the impossible sanchez? This guy.

by sinistlor November 17, 2009

impossible lean

Crazy move pulled off by Michael Jackson when preforming smooth criminal. It involves a special shoe...

Jesus fuck! Have you seen that impossible lean?!

by Zenith1997 December 29, 2017

Basketball Impossible

Ejaculating on four different points of a female's face - the mouth, nose, eyes, and hair.

"Fuck the three point shit, I four pointed all over that bitches face! Basketball impossible."
Reply: "Basketball impossssibblleeee! <high five>"

by adam m January 10, 2014

mission impossible

a codename for a homosexual obsession with tom cruise, usually originating in boys named pete. who think they are fucking awesome.

"man my mission impossible is really acting up today."
"yeah i know, i saw the stains."

by joel June 22, 2004

levels of impossibility

The level between a man and a woman he possibly may desire.

I most likely can't get her...1)She's got a better job than me, 2)She's too good looking, 3)She's married, 4)She just had a baby. Those are the levels of impossibility I'd have to get through to even get her attention.

by JoeNJ2 July 7, 2011