Important

Something or someone who affects the course of events or the nature of things. Someone or something significant, vaulable, and meaningful.

Computerized voice: "Your call is important to us, please stand by, an operator will be with you in a moment...(switches to annoying music)".

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

no me importa

what i said to my spanish teacher when she asked why i didn't have my homework.

Nolan, where is your homework?

Eh, no me importa.

by thisisnolanduh November 2, 2008

speech impediment

An Italian with no hands.

My Italian friend John has no hands, this is a speech impediment for him.

by chuckina May 20, 2009

Ex-Implode

An Explosion and Implosion that happen at the exact same time, causeing the object to remain exactly the same. All you would see would be a puff of smoke.

WTF! That Cow just Ex-Imploded!
Awesome!

WWGFD?
Ex-Implode!

by Matt Hirst March 19, 2007

Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.

I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.

by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009

take care of some very important business

a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.

Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.

by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007

self important bitch

Basically a fucking girl who thinks she can do w/e she wants b/c she has nice tits and a nice ass and treats people like shit for her own satisfaction of feeling above others

AYYO go fuck yourself you self important bitch and get my attention normally

by Trippinballs January 26, 2007