Informationship

The mutual of exchange of information between two or more parties.
Sometimes results in the formation of a friendship and/or relationship.

Jenn and Stephanie have an informationship.

by jenn111 January 30, 2009

information barnacle

A fact which lodges itself within one's brain and refuses to be unlearned or forgotten. Usually, but not necessarily, this fact is of a useless nature.

My high school best friend's telephone number has become an information barnacle.

by mlybrand June 20, 2009

Information Avalanche

A condition where someone bombards you with so much of relevant or irrelevant information such that you cannot make any meaning out of it.

He created such an information avalanche such that the real data got buried somewhere under it.

by RuchirG April 8, 2010

information zombie

1. One who continually, mindlessly, and voraciously consumes information (usually in electronic forms such as podcasts, news and entertainment sites/feeds, blogs, etc.) without the intention or effect of learning, retaining, or integrating any of what is read or heard.

2. Someone who consumes information just for information's sake

NOTE: Analogous to a traditional zombies in that the abstract object of consumption (ideas) is generated by the activity of the traditional, physical object of zombie consumption (brains).

She's such an information zombie, she spends half the day zoned out on her newsfeed.

by kayakblues March 11, 2014

Ignorating

The social, economic and political act of the reinforcement and entrenchment of ignorance in culture by engaging in conversations and correspondence that precludes actually knowing what the fuck you are talking about. A major skill for desperate people trying to keep their job, truly afraid of being seen as a pariah and becoming an outcast.

"Everyone's ignorating like crazy the worse the economy gets! But I don't waste my time being a 'splainer ' because it's all just a pathetic act of self-preservation."

by panic oasis April 24, 2018

Higher Information Systems

Commonly believed amongst computer nerds to be an ACTUAL subject ...

Boy .. they were wrong.

So what is an information system?

It is a fancy name for a database, most commonly found in the Yellow Pages.

Fortunetly for the natives of Scotland, their examination authority offer qualifications in the subject on a normal and higher level.

One more step towards an education system made up of simple, skivvy subjects.

Most people believe that ghosts are examples of Higher Information Systems, thus non existant.

Like MI6 and Jesus.

by Michaelmunch January 12, 2009

Free Information

A term derived from frequently seen street signs outside of adult clubs in urban Japan referring to things with explicit content especially of a sexual nature.

That movie had a little too much free information for my mum to handle.

by Kukukuchu March 12, 2009