iNert

The state of being so engrossed in one's device (iPhone, iPad or equivalent) that one remains oblivious to all surrounding activity and communication and to the social norms that once governed them. Accordingly, the Law of iNertia states that a person engaged with his or her device will remain so engaged, regardless of any forces acting upon them to achieve a change of state. (The Law of iNertia thus operates contrary to the Law of Inertia, according to which a body at rest will remain at rest and a body in motion will continue moving with a constant velocity unless acted upon by an external non zero force.)

"Hon, did you ask Mike to take out the trash?"

"Yeah, but he was iNert. I'll try after dinner."

by FitofPeak July 27, 2014

innertingle

The feeling of thinking you know someone and getting their attention when in fact it is NOT the intended person you thought you knew.

I tried to get my uncle's attention and it turns out it wasn't him and he just starred right at me - The feeling that you get when this occurs is called innertingle.

by Russell Justin April 8, 2008

igner-rinse

"Washing away" the stupidity of the ignorant by setting them straight.

Christine said something really stupid today, so I had to igner-rinse her ignorance!

by Ben M. P. March 6, 2009

Ignernt

The way to pronounce Ignorant If you are from, or have ever resided in norther alberta.

Dont be ignernt, eat your moose meat

by Captainkirkfan November 30, 2010

Ignernt

(used intentionally and separately from "ignorant:")

1) So off the wall (in a good way) that ridonculous and stoopid don't even apply.

2) Condition of being completely out of touch with reality.

1) "Man, the mosh pit at that show last night was IGNERNT!"

2) "Did you see K-Fed tryin' to act all hard on TV like he's a hip-hop star? That fool is IGNERNT."

by Scot-T September 20, 2006

ignerami

the plural of igneramus, or someone who lacks a average IQ (aka dumbass)

"Wow I playboy playmates are all ignermi but I would like to have my way with them!"

"Me too Johnny.... me too"

by Urban Dictionary October 25, 2004

inertia whore

A politician or oligarch who sells himself and sells out egalitarian ideals in order to maintain an illussion of status quo while hoarding resources and retaining power within familiar institutions, albeit diseased and and unsustainable ones.

The temporary 2004 tax cuts which morphed into the 2012 hedging to waylay equitable tax reform keeping prolonged focus on the "fiscal cliff" and simultaneously characterising U.S. pensions (Social Security) as a contributory cause for federal deficit prove John Boehner to be such an inertia whore.

by jimmshorts January 3, 2013