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iceland plumber

When a tube of toothpaste is judiciously applied to the anal cavity and left throughout the day.
Bro, my ass feels so minty from this Iceland plumber i gave myself.
by Centipenis December 3, 2010
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Iceland

I'm proud of being Icelandic. I'm sure you're patriotic too of your country. And I've been reading definitions about Iceland not wanting to be Norwegian and I'm saying that I don't have any problem with the fellow Norwegians out there.

Its quite a conflict on this site.
Personally I think that Iceland should get over the fact that it used to be Norwegian territory. And my father came from Iceland and I've lived in Norway for seven years now and I've met the most nice and clean people ever.

No they wouldn't be in trouble without their Oil. Vikings didn't all come from Norway either. Some came from Sweden. All of Scandinavia. And plus you're all descended from Norwegians who probably loved you.

Did you notice? Oh wait it's probably because you just wanted to start a show for the whole Urban Dictionary. My father who was Icelandic born there and everything is too descended from other Scandinavians who I love.

So now that I've mentioned it no one needs conflict. And I think that people who like to cause conflicts are simply uneducated little cretins with no talent.

I'm still proud of being Icelandic.

Peace People
by Wakle October 1, 2007
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icelander

An Icelander is a person from Iceland, someone of Icelandic decent, or someone with Icelandic citzenship.

Most native Icelanders are of Norwegian and Celtic ancestory although there others of other ancestry mainly Scandinavian.

The first inhabitants of Iceland were Irish monks recorded by Norweigan settler Ari Thorgilsson in the Íslendingab(the book of Icelanders) Iceland was settled by the Norse in the 9th century A.D.

The oldest known source that mentions the name "Iceland" is an 11th century Gothic rune carving and the first written source that mentioned Icelands esistance was a book by an Irish monk Dicuil.

Results of genetic testing show the majority of male settlers of Iceland were of Viking heritage, while most of the woman are said to be of Celtic heritage.
Person 1: Man, I wish I was an Icelander.

Person 2: Yeah being from Utah sucks.

Me: Wow, I never realised it can get colder in the winter where I live then in Iceland. Maybe I should move.

Me: Icelanders have the coolest accent.
by Native Washingtonian April 28, 2008
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Iceland

An island country north or europe. Also a pretty crappy supermarket in the UK.
"I'm a bit thirsty.. I think I'll go to Iceland and buy a 2 litre bottle of Coke, drink a bit of it then hurl the rest at passers by"
by IkeM October 11, 2003
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Icelandic volcano

Thor experienced the biggest Icelandic volcano when he looked at pictures of Helga pulling up her socks.
by Janie Blooms April 17, 2010
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Iceland

Iceland is without doubt the best country in the world. Try reading some brochures(sp?) About it.
Yo i went to iceland this summer and i had this coolest frostbite!
by Hlyn Eyb September 15, 2003
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icelandic facemask

the act of shitting in a bag flattening it in to a pancake shape and freezing it. then when the victim is asleep take it out of the bag and rest it on there face. it will slowly melt by the morning when it is fully thawed out it will form a mask of faeces.
last night craig gave me the worst icelandic facemask ever.
by craig T shaw March 21, 2008
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