ipodyssey

The quest one undertakes to acquire or recover the Apple iPod.

When he first saw the white headphones and chrome plating, he immediately began his iPodyssey that would see him through many Apple Stores and $400 dollars before it was all through.

by dj yellow fever July 7, 2005

Ipodphobia

The phobia of ipods

"Hey Sara check out this song by the Jonas Brothers, i put it on my ipod"
" holy shit you have an ipod get it away now I'm serious stop, i have ipodphobia"

by bigrodMclongdong November 1, 2008

ipoditis

a disorder in which the inhabitant ignores people while listening to his ipod, causes inhabitant to pretend not to hear people, when he/she knows your talking to him, also refered to as being an asshole

caused by a parisite known as ipods

list of parisites: ipod shuffle, ipod 30gb, ipod 40gb, ipod nano, ipod mini, and all other ipods

mother:i think somethings wrong with my son!
doctor: you son has a severe case of ipoditis
mother:is there a cure:
doctor: yeah (takes ipod and smashes it)
kid: what the hell are you doing!?
doctor: withdrawl symptoms should last about a week...

by johnathan in alabama January 2, 2007

ipod depression

when your ipod is out of battery and you are imcapable of charging.

Dude this car ride sucks. I'm suffering from ipod depression.

by mattypatty February 12, 2009

ipod photo

Upgraded version of the iPod. It is the best iPod around! It consists of a 65k screen which has the capabilities of viewing colourful photos as well as music. Can store up to 15,000 songs or 25,000 photos(60gb)

"Hey guess what? I bought an iPod photo yesterday!"

by If_You_think_school_is_bad May 20, 2005

scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

by ozzymarz August 3, 2009

iPod Touch

If the iPods were on a TV show, the iPod Touch would definetly be the breakout character. It recently began to out-sell the Nano, making it one of the most popular portable media devices of all-time.

(iPod Classic is in the role of a single father living in San Francisco, the Nano and Touch are the two teenage siblings, and the Shuffle is the baby brother)

iPod Classic: Children! I have someone for you to meet! This your new adopted teenage brother, the iPod Touch!
(Laugh track goes "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!")
iPod Touch: It's a pleasure to meet you all!
iPod Nano: I don't want an older sibling! (starts crying and runs upstairs, and eats so much that it gets fat)
iPod Shuffle: I'm small and have no screen, but if you push down on my head, I can talk to you!
iPod Classic: Awww, he just said his first word!

(3 seasons later......)

iPod Classic: Wow iPod Touch, you're so awesome and cool that you were able to to turn the iPod Nano into a small piece of shit that can't even play videos! No wonder you're the most popular iPod!

by "The iPods" Executive Producer November 23, 2010