The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.
by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

A statement you use whenever someone has fucked up something and you witnessed the fuck up from beginning to end.
Mother: **Drives into a strip mall knowing it's a dead end**
Me: **Poker face**
Mother**Reaches dead end** AleKs! Why didn't you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?!
Me: I thought you had a plan
Me: **Poker face**
Mother**Reaches dead end** AleKs! Why didn't you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?!
Me: I thought you had a plan
by AleKsandr H. August 19, 2011

by aodhl April 17, 2008

by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.
You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl
You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl
by WorseThanHitler November 11, 2020

Jon: "Wow, Amazon stock is over $2,000 now. Missed that boat."
Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"
Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"
by theworldisforked February 12, 2020
