Something you can no longer have but when it was available, acquiring it would have been desirable.
Jon: "Wow, Amazon stock is over $2,000 now. Missed that boat."

Aaron: "Yeah, I woulda had to liked to got that when they went public in 97"
by theworldisforked February 12, 2020
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you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.
Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'
by theworldisforked February 26, 2020
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Transvegetable

Another term for transvestite. More or less a dude that thinks hes a chick, in all the forms that comes in.
You may think you're just dating a cool chick & haven't touched down yet, but it may be a transvegetable. So be careful.
by theworldisforked November 26, 2018
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neckidry

That slow MOC LOC. That great lip service. Antonym: lizard lick
Aaron: Barbara & I were at lookout point and she gave me some slow neckidry.

Jon: NOICE!
by theworldisforked August 22, 2018
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