hypocrite

A self-absorbed, arrogant prick who constantly pisses and moans about other people doing something wrong, yet engages in such behavior anyway. Probably someone who has a really ugly girlfriend named Pinky.

Wow, did you hear about how Brandon fucks his girlfriend twice a day, yet complains about other people being horny? What a fucking hypocrite!

by wakatakalaka August 4, 2008

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hypochrist

A person who vehemently espouses Christian beliefs or values, but does not practice them.

insert televangelist's name here is a total hypochrist.

by Erik B. Parmeter January 15, 2006

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American hypocrisy

American hypocrisy is when an American makes memes/jokes mocking other nations on their events, but get offended when someone busts a joke about two towers that played Jenga.

Karen: Ever notice there are no fat men in Japan? That’s because last time there was a Fat Man it killed 80,000 people.

Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!

Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.

by TapiocaPuddin’ September 10, 2022

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hypocrilarious

(probably) an adjective (could be turned to an adverb or noun) describing situations in which hypocrisy is so blatant and/or stupid that it is hilarious.

When John said he was a pro-life supporter of capital punishment I lol'ed a bit in my mouth and told him that was hypocrilarious.

by thinggamagum June 24, 2009

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