Work Husband

1. The male counterpart of a female co-worker
2. A platonic, male, worksite 'mate'
3. A male co-worker that provides for your needs (i.e. snacks)
4. A male co-worker that provides moral support and guidance

Steve is my work husband; he came all the way across town to read my mantoux results!

You couldn't ask for a better work husband than Priestly. He always has snacks and treats waiting for me.

by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010

Trophy husband

A handsome man married to a wealthy and powerful woman who is older than himself. Usually, such marital union is the second (or third, fourth, etc) for the woman.

Justin thinks he is on the road to being her trophy husband but he doesn't realize that cougar has no intention of following through on all of her promises.

by Amber the Cat June 20, 2018

husband in Law

The guy who hooks up with your exwife

I hope my husband in law didnt wear out the old lady while i was gone

by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019

Husband Penis

A penis that is to be considered perfect size, not too big not too small. A penis that you can’t get enough of.

“My boyfriend has the perfect penis, I could fuck him all day.”
“That’s a husband penis.”

by Viokie October 4, 2021

ring pop husband

The best kind of husband there is, because he's so sweet, affectionate, funny, adorable, creative and super lovable even though he makes Anne Frank jokes. He might be slightly retarded but it's okay because it makes him even funnier. He's the kind of guy you would wanna stay up all night talking to, even if he's puking his guts out - because you just love him so much. The ring pop husband is a precious and unique species and if you've found one make sure to never ever let him go!!

- Hey Ida who's your ring pop husband?
- It's Yoey duuhh!
- Nice what flavour did he propose to you with?
- Idk I was too busy looking at his adorable smile and the tard ate it before I got a chance to wear it and taste it myself.

by deadbirb June 9, 2018

husband

A man who wakes up in the morning and the first he thinks about is his wife. A guy who loves,honors,respects his girl. Someone who is proud to be around and show them off. A man who is happy with what he has instead of passng girls and checks them out in front of his girl. He picks your site over anyone's and would give you the world and has you meet his parents. A husband is a man who wants kids and when he has them stays By there side and Protects them. Now that is a husband that will be yours til death do us part and him being faithful to you makes him the best husband.

I got me a great husband? How about you?.....

by lishes March 18, 2015

sext-husband

A husband that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person.

My sext-husband keeps trying to text me but doesn't realize that's why I divorced him.

by JJ💔LOVE May 15, 2022