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Hump Day

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.

By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.
Camel: Guess what today is?
Normal Person: What-
Camel: HUMP DAYYYYYYY
by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020
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Hump Day Blues

The bleak feeling one gets in the middle of the week.
I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!
by MrJuice November 20, 2019
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Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
Hump your crush day was fun on February 3
by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020
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Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .
* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !
by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020
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Hump day

: Wednesday also the toughest day of the week where you may just to hump your partner so they can get through the rest of it
It’s hump day! Can’t wait to come home and get humped the fuck out of till tomorrow!!
by anonymous August 12, 2022
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pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.
Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.
by Mayhematty January 23, 2018
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