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Hump Day

Hump day is the middle of the week Sunday Monday and Tuesday is up the pump Wednesday is the top of the Hump. Thursday Friday and Saturday is down the hump .
Hey guys guess what Day it is. Is it hump day . Yes it is !
by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018
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Hump day

: Wednesday also the toughest day of the week where you may just to hump your partner so they can get through the rest of it
It’s hump day! Can’t wait to come home and get humped the fuck out of till tomorrow!!
by anonymous August 12, 2022
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Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
Hump your crush day was fun on February 3
by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020
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Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .
* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !
by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020
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hump day

a day when u hump a pillow
sev: what is hump day😧😧😧
person b: is when u ride a pillow 💯
by urmom123457869 December 15, 2021
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pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.
Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.
by Mayhematty January 23, 2018
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