HP

Horsepower - The measurement of power an engine can produce. 1 horsepower is equal to 33,000 foot-pounds of work per minute.

Hewlett Packard - A shitty computer company that sells horrible computers to college kids with little or no money or computer knowledge.

House of Parliament - A building in the United Kingdom and a tasty barbeque sauce!

Hit Points - In gaming, the amount of life a character has.
Horsepower - My sr20det produces more horsepower than your car!

Hewlett Packard - I feel sorry for anyone who owns an HP.

House of Parliament - The house that I wish I lived in!

Hit Points - Most RPG games have characters whose life is based on the amount of hit points he/she has.
by Kev23 October 01, 2005
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Stands for Hewellet-Packard, a computer company. The one good thing that has come out of this venture is the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
The complete definition of a HP computer is: crap
Do you still have that HP?
Do you mean the computer I threw in the landfill?
by digital_heretic December 23, 2004
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"Person 1: I'm an idiot for not knowing what HP actually means!"
"Person 2: I'm about to tell my friend who's obsessed with Harry Potter about the meaning of HP!"
"Person 1: Is this person on your uh, group chat thingy?"
"Person 2: Indeed. They insist that everyone should know HP means Harry Potter, but they're wrong."
"Person 3: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"
by waveprintsonthewall June 18, 2018
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No necesita un HP que la distraiga.
by Saraguimer December 26, 2019
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(Hairy Pussy) When a girls pussy is so hairy, you can floss yo' teef with dat stuff after
1.Emily Vander Maten had such a HP, dat mah teef are flossin'.

2. Charlie went at his grandma's HP with a weed wacker.

by king of the pussy May 04, 2008
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'Hope Pussy" which means a girl might still be a virgin.
Bro 1: Do you know if ____ is single?
Bro 2: Yeah, I think she is a HP , trying to get at that?
Bro 1:Hell yeah!
by SavageLife123 October 28, 2015
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abbreviation of Huntington par, CA a suburb of LA, between south central and east la
He lives in HP
by western&50th March 28, 2009
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