hotness

To be so hot that one can only be described as hotness

Yo! Check that bitch out, she's hotness!

by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003

hotmess

HOTMESS: you have gone above and beyond being a mess. You attract attention to yourself in such a displeasing way, people can't help but to clown the shit out of you. It's a shame your friends let you out the house like that.

ex: "That girls weave look like spools of yarn on her head...that shit is a HOTMESS!"

by Janelle A. July 17, 2006

Hottense

adj.

1. Hot and intense. Go figure.
2. So hot, literally.

1. I just saw the movie and it was hottense!
2. Why is this place hottense?

by sundroppedskies May 17, 2010

Hostess caker

A male who spends money on women in the strip club. A male who is married and spends money on other females looking for something in return.

"If Pimp C were here he'd call me a hostess caker, cuz you dancing up them dreams just shaking your money maker"
~ Paul Wall

Tiger Woods was being a hostess caker when he was spending money on other woman and cheating on his wife.

by Jay Bugsy October 17, 2010

Hostess Clusterfuck

A sandwich consisting of 2hostess twinkies, 1hotess dingdong, and 2 Hostess Snowballs.

Put one snowball facedown then place your two twinkies on to then put your ding dong on top of your two placed twinkies. Top it all off with a snowball face down.

WARNINGS:
Heart Failing
Burning sensation in the throught.
Sweeting
Heat Stroke
Diabeaties

Nothing is like the Hostess Clusterfuck.

by Hotess Master November 13, 2011

hottens

An expression of great beauty.

Damn man, she's is so hottens! I would totally have coitus with her.

by purify2 October 9, 2012

Hotness

Looking fire
Super hot all the time
So hawtttt
Aghhh

Damn look at dakotah canell today he is so hot!! Look at all that hotness!

by Kate W 1234 September 26, 2018