meat hook sandwich

Double-fisted hand-job usually performed by a sub-par prostitute.

"Buy me dinner and I'll give ya a meat hook sandwich!" - Crystal Boulevard

by Coltraine December 13, 2013

fish on a hook

A person who continually wraps her arm around her head in a hook-like fashion to pull her hair to one side.

Becca is such a fish on a hook; Becca is fishing on a hook again!

by getit234 July 7, 2014

ok cool hook em

The perfect way to dismiss what someone is saying . To totally blow someone off when they are talking nonsense.

YOu respond OK Cool Hook Em, when your buddy says, Dude, you know my football team is way better than yours.

by Big Hook Em November 19, 2018

hooker

A commonly used slang term for prostitute. The word is used to refer to a woman who recieves payment for sexual pleasures she gives to the man she is employed by. Popular legend has it that the term "hooker" came from the American Civil War. There are many different versions of the legend involving Major General Joseph Hooker. A common one: Originally called "camp followers" prostitutes would follow the camps of the army. It was the job of the commanding general to make sure that these women were kept away from the soldiers camps. However, General Hooker never bothered to do so. They soon became known as "Hooker's other army" because they could be seen throughout the Union camps. Later it was shortened to "hookers." There are more still that tell of men questioning the identity of the ladies and being told "They're Hooker's" as in, belonging to Hooker, but the name stuck. Despite the many stories, this may or may not be true. The term "hooker" was used in print as early as the 1830's (years before Hooker was a public figure, and around 30 years before he was the head of the Army of the Potomac.) He was not a "pimp" in any way, as a select few rumor him to be, and was quite a good officer despite his failures. His name, however, seems to be linked to these women who sell their bodies for money.

"Look at how she's dressed. She looks like a hooker."

by I Love Erik August 20, 2008

Hook Off

To hit somebody. Usually a punch out multiple punches towards the face.

James: Why is that man laying on the floor sleeping?
Derek: He was mad disrespectful, so I had to hook off on him.
James: Damn...

by DHirtyFYL February 24, 2015

on the hook

A person who is "on the hook" will be overly infatuated with another person. The person who is the desired generally takes little notice (and often complete advantage) of the person who is on the hook.

Often times the person who is on the hook is a back-up.

Signs that you are on the hook:
1) giving foot rubs
2) making mixed tapes/cds/play lists
3) making chocolate cake
4) dropping everything at a moments notice to be with the other person.

Ted: "Lisa came over last night and I gave her a foot rub as we watched a move."
Marshall: "Are you guys dating now?"
Ted: "No, she is still with her boyfriend, she is just looking for the right time to break the news."
Marshall: "Dude, you are so on the hook."

by greetification March 2, 2010

hooker looker

noun: a rubbernecking "john" driving by and holding up traffic looking for a prostitute

"Hey man, the light is green and this "hooker looker" is holding up traffic!"

by J.L.E. May 24, 2007