Hookah Hour

That hour long hookah session, full of tasty sheesha, perhaps some Cannabis.

That hookah hour was excellent for smoke rings, no draft in that shed anymore.

by chestnutsroastingonanopenfire December 21, 2009

Hookah Player

Some one who gets to know as many people at the hookah bar that he can smoke free all night jumping table to table an essence playing pretty much and if he has to spend money its not much

Dude, look at that Hookah Player jumping from table to table i wish i had that much confidence to be like that

by Hookah Furrie September 28, 2008

Hookah Foul

When someone does something that disturbs a Hookah session.

Sam: I'll be right back *In his attempt to get out from behind the table he loses his balance and steps on the Hookah hose, pulling the Hookah over*

Tim: *After rushing to pick up and put out the coals* Damnit man, your Hookah foul just put two big holes in my new couch!

Sam: Sorry bro, how about a blowy?

Tim: *Sigh* Yea, I guess that'd help make up for it.

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Jack: *Gets up to go to the bathroom, walks across the room*

Lenny: Hookah foul.

Jack: *Stops* What?

Lenny: You didn't throw the hose within arms reach of me, now I've got to get my ass up and grab the hose to plug it so I can smoke. Dick.

Jack: My bad, would a reach around help?

Lenny: Yea, we could probably call it even.

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Tim: Yo, I know the perfect song for this session *Goes to YouTube and plays Rebecca Black 'Friday'*

Jim: What the fuck man, such a Hookah foul. You just completely ruined my buzz.

Tim: Would it help if I gave you a blumpkin?

Jim: Yea, I guess that would be fair.

by Dr. Hookah May 6, 2011

Hookah Etiquette

The rules involved in properly setting up, smoking and managing a Hookah session.

Tim: Man I hate when that guy smokes with us, he always pulls in the middle of your hit, forgets to plug the hose and blows the ashes off the bowl without putting up his hand to keep them from going everywhere.

Sam: Yea man, his Hookah etiquette sucks. Lets just pretend the Hookah got fucked up and isn't working any more until he leaves.

by Dr. Hookah May 6, 2011

hookah kings

1)Masters of the hookah in your local area. Those who have many tricks and tips for smoking hookah.2)A franchise in Albuquerqe NM that sell hookahs and accesories.

Zack, Cam, and Bryan are the hookah kings of our local school system.

by Zachattack June 12, 2006

Hookah Rat

When a Thot spends every night at the Hookah bar as if it is a drug addiction. Often complain about guys because they think they're someone

That jawn Gianna is a Hookah Rat. she has snuck out every night for the last 2 weeks just to go to the hookah bar and get finessed.

by YKIST January 29, 2017

hookah-rape

Blowing hookah smoke in someone's face who is unwilling.
;
Forcing someone to smoke hookah by blowing the smoke in their face.

"He just hookah-rape d me"
"Stop hookah-raping me!"

by ryandalessi September 1, 2009