Hold My Beer, Watch This

A phrase used by people under the influence of alcohol, usually about to do something incredibly stupid. It says what it means: "Hey, hold my beer and watch me do this crazy stupid thing." Often used in group settings, like a college frat party.

Jimmy: "Hold my beer, watch this!"
Jacob: "Hide the sharp objects, Jimmy's about do do something crazy dumb!"

by In My Defense... September 27, 2018

i won't hold my breath

A phrase given in response to something you know is not going to happen.

In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.

Him: "I know i've hurt you alot in the past, but i promise it won't happen again"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"

by London Roads June 12, 2017

holding my clutch rod

When a young lady's glove box is overflowing and she is in need of assistance

I ended up holding my clutch rod at the side of a motorway

by jamspoon December 18, 2015

Hold my nuts from the back

A derogatory phrase that embellishes the phrase "hold my nuts". By adding the "from the back", a whole new context is added to the situation. The individual is no longer standing eye to eye as an equal and merely offering a courtesy by bearing the weight of your tremendous jewels; oh no, said individual is bent over, embracing whatever emotions you intend to lay upon them, as well as, cradling your low hanging fruit in order to prolong the occasion. If I could describe this phrase in a single word, I would use domination, as the individual receiving said phrase is being described as the pinnacle of submissiveness.

(Look "fuck you" and "screw you" by definition imply you would like to partake in an act of coitus with said individual, however, both are used as a derogatory phrase to imply you do not enjoy said individual. A hate coitus if you will. This phrase takes it a step further. You are welcome.)

Reginald Booker Jr. : I must say, your jacket does not match your trousers, however, did you leave the house thinking that fashion choice was a bright idea?
Brad: Dude you tuck your shirt into your underwear and your tighty whiteys stick out sometimes.
Reginald Booker Jr. : *Scoffs* Why I never, I will be informing HR that I no long feel comfortable in your presence.

Brad: Hold my nuts from the back, Reginald.

by Pee pee poo poo 69 July 30, 2023

Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen

Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....

by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010

hold onto my mash

hold onto my dick

jerry: “hold onto my mash”

jessica: “no it’s too small”

by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)

“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise

vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”

abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)

everyone: *laughs

by KRAZYKATLADY101 February 6, 2024