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Marriage Hooker

a women that uses her vagina as lure to fish for men, uses pregnancy to trick the men to marry then uses children and divorce to sustain her living habits and ultimately ruin men's life. In fact, more nasty than a normal hooker.
a normal hooker at least does not ruin the man's life. a marriage hooker completely ruins a man's life forever
by unlucky man June 6, 2010
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Honolulu Hooker

A mixed drink containing 1 shot of Bacardi white rum, 1 shot of triple sec, and two shots of pineapple juice, shaken, and served over ice in a highball glass. Garnished with a cherry. Possible variant uses only one shot of pineapple juice and adds a shot of orange juice.
Oh man, I had a couple Honolulu Hookers last night and now my wallet is missing!
by eddie_287 May 20, 2009
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When you gotta head out, but don’t wanna just say “I gotta go.” A poorly worded rendition of the joke “let’s make like hockey and get the puck outta here!”
John: we gonna head out?
Jane: Yup, let’s make like a hockey and puck!
John: Hm…
by Long Horse Short Walk October 7, 2021
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hockey

The best SPORT in the world! Well known for being played on ice with a hockey stick and puck.
Until recently, it was mostly played in the colder countries and far North America (areas of the US taken over by Canadians). However, America has yielded some of the best players and teams. See Mike Modano, Bill Guerin, and Chris Chelios. Also see the Dallas Stars and Detroit Red Wings.
Hockey has also moved into the deep south (areas that don't really know what ice is) and turned many towns into hockey towns. See Dallas, Atlanta, San Jose, Phoenix, and Nashville.
me: Did you see the game last night (could only be talking about hockey)
co-worker: Yeah, the Stars kicked ass!
me: You know it. I think we could be a Stanley Cup contender this year.
co-worker: Hell yeah!
Together: GO STARS!
by SummerGirl April 17, 2006
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internet hooker

A person who is paid money to sexually arouse a customer by way of the internet.
The internet hooker began taking her clothes off after she received 5o dollars.
by Neologist #999 May 24, 2016
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hacker news

A website where unsuccessful entrepreneurs with egos waste time browsing articles and websites, created by wanna-be entrepreneurs with even bigger egos who are trying to build a following.

A place unknown to financially successful entrepreneurs.
Hey Mr. Cuban, did you see that post on Hacker News? <crickets>
by The (Real) Hustler December 26, 2013
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Trust Fund Hockey

A slang term for the sport, lacrosse.
All those boys at Dalhousie play hockey alright, trust fund hockey.
by LaughingMad April 28, 2011
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