The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.
David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
by BlueXander May 26, 2023
The opposite of a hoarder is known as a de clutterer. This person may compulsively get rid of belonging that are theirs and also things that do not belong to them. This person typically does not understand that everything they get rid of will eventually be needed. This leads to the dilemma of the individual having to rebuy things they have decluttered.
by Itsanotherword… February 17, 2022
Jim: Hey steve, have you seen the 30 lb dumbbells?
Steve: ya that weight hoarder has them over there along with the 25's and 40's!
Steve: ya that weight hoarder has them over there along with the 25's and 40's!
by Damneck March 24, 2011
a man who holds onto ex's no matter how they treated him. holds onto each one in case he gets bored and needs a companion for social events or physical needs. 'collects' them such as a hoarder and doesn't let go. He may go back and forth between them and even a current girlfriend/spouse as well.
Jim was with his ex Valerie last night for a bootycall. Now he just made plans to go to the concert tomorrow night with his ex Debra while his girlfriend is out of town. Could he be anymore of a woman hoarder?
by mrsatc2013 February 04, 2014
About 5'9'', Weighing around 150-200 lbs, with a two syllable name like Danny or Randy. Long or short brown hair and a intense dislike for the complacent moralities that follow being a HUMAN! Total disregard for any life other than their own, and usually travel size and filled with shit to be excreted on command and on-the-go. No matter where you are, you will be able to spill some shit. The word "phallus" relates closely to the penis lodges deep in one of their very uncomfortable orifices. Not the anus, no, but either the eye socket, the ear, an surgically opened temple, or sometimes even within their own dick-hole. The containment caused by this phallic placement, or "cock-cork", creates great tension and benefits the growth of shit within the Phallus Hoarder's compartments. Getting into an argument with a Phallus Hoarder is not recommended, for doing so could result in suicide, homicide or mass murder from the irrelevant conclusion of anger and unwavering stubbornness.
Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.
Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.
Example 1:
Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu
Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.
Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?
Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!
Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.
Example 2:
Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.
Guy: I didn't ask...
Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks
Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.
Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu
Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.
Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?
Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!
Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.
Example 2:
Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.
Guy: I didn't ask...
Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks
Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.
by Amk October 04, 2010
by Corndogg117 April 21, 2011
A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.
Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"
Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
by SOTHEYSAY April 18, 2011