Facebook Hoarder

People who keep pictures on facebook of someone they no longer associate with.

OMG look at all those pictures and you don't even talk to that person anymore. Your such a Facebook Hoarder! , You deleted your friends from fb but you kept their pictures? Your such a Facebook Hoarder

by Jefa January 16, 2011

wallpaper hoarder

A person who grabs any or all genres of wallpapers from multiple sources (Pinterest, Google Images, etc.). They change their wallpaper however long they like (could be hourly or daily). Also, their phone storage might be always full because most of the wallpapers they’ve downloaded are 4K HD quality.

The wallpaper hoarder has a phone wallpaper of Deku. The next day, they changed their wallpaper to Bakugo.

by nervous_wreak3 October 28, 2022

Gossip hoarder

One who collects gossip for the purpose of having gossip and who doesn't use it for anything else.

Gossip hoarder: A person who overhears gossip but doesnt reveal said gossip they just keep it to themselves.

E.g. A johnny tight lips character

A hush

A person who listens but doesn't tell

A collector of private information

by Rhodes senra April 28, 2012

woman hoarder

a man who holds onto ex's no matter how they treated him. holds onto each one in case he gets bored and needs a companion for social events or physical needs. 'collects' them such as a hoarder and doesn't let go. He may go back and forth between them and even a current girlfriend/spouse as well.

Jim was with his ex Valerie last night for a bootycall. Now he just made plans to go to the concert tomorrow night with his ex Debra while his girlfriend is out of town. Could he be anymore of a woman hoarder?

by mrsatc2013 February 4, 2014

Phallus Hoarder

About 5'9'', Weighing around 150-200 lbs, with a two syllable name like Danny or Randy. Long or short brown hair and a intense dislike for the complacent moralities that follow being a HUMAN! Total disregard for any life other than their own, and usually travel size and filled with shit to be excreted on command and on-the-go. No matter where you are, you will be able to spill some shit. The word "phallus" relates closely to the penis lodges deep in one of their very uncomfortable orifices. Not the anus, no, but either the eye socket, the ear, an surgically opened temple, or sometimes even within their own dick-hole. The containment caused by this phallic placement, or "cock-cork", creates great tension and benefits the growth of shit within the Phallus Hoarder's compartments. Getting into an argument with a Phallus Hoarder is not recommended, for doing so could result in suicide, homicide or mass murder from the irrelevant conclusion of anger and unwavering stubbornness.

Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.

Example 1:

Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu

Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.

Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?

Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!

Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.

Example 2:

Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.

Guy: I didn't ask...

Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks

Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.

by Amk October 4, 2010

Dick Hoarder

The act of sleeping with copious amounts of men, usually over a short period of time.

Jeez, Helen has been with a lot of guys this week. She's become a real dick hoarder.

by Corndogg117 May 11, 2011

happy hoarder

a derogatory term used by Dylan Cruz to describe someone who does not suffer from personality disorders and/or other mental issues.

Do you want it? So you can add it to your pile of stuff that keeps you happy? You fucking happy hoarder.

by the_girl_who_hacks_dylan April 16, 2021