I'll be going to see all of the regular tourist attractions, and I'm really excited to visit the shops on the urban hiking trails! They're supposed to much bigger than the ones we have.
- Taken from the announcement that South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford cheated on his wife with a girl from Argentina, while his staff told the media that he had "gone hiking" in the Appalachian Trails.
Mark: Jenny is on the rag, can you cover for me while I go visit my other girl?
Tim: Sure, I'll just tell her you have gone hiking.