Devin Hestered

Devin Hester is one of the best return men in the NFL.
To be Devin Hestered means to be owned, dominated or schooled. AKA being DH'ed!

Kern just denied by that girl, he just got Devin Hestered!
Kern you just got fuckin DH'ed!

by Levak May 27, 2008

henterland

the crotch area or a woman. Used by Crystal in Squidbillies on Adult Swim.

Hey! Keep your hands of my (pause) henterland.

by Icanoutdriveyou March 15, 2007

Hetero clap

The smacking on the back two hetero dudes do after doing something deemed affectionate. A physical version of 'no homo'

Brody hetero clapped Doug on the back after hugging him.

by Squid4pres February 5, 2017

heterogina

the ass of a heterosexual male

"put it in my heterogina"
"i pegged my boyfriend in his heterogina"

by shitty witty ditty titty September 10, 2021

Alaskan Heater

When you ejaculate into a fan for the purpose of covering yourself in your own hot semen.

I was freezing cold the other day but all I had was a fan, so I gave myself an Alaskan Heater in order to warm up. It worked.

by Chrayoss August 11, 2019

chief a heater

smoking a cigarette

Yo man, you can't smoke that in here, you gotta go outside if you wanna chief a heater.

by Meatsplash August 1, 2018

Cab Heater

A cab heater is a term decades old from the trucking industry. A cab heater is a gun used for the driver’s protection. It can be a handgun either a revolver or a semi-automatic pistol or even a pump shotgun if space permits. Most of these weapons are acquired from the underground element so if used, they can be pitched and no link or connection to the driver can be made. Today, any gun in the passenger compartment of any vehicle can be called a cab heater.

Driver 1: Awe Shit, my first stop is on the East Side of Cleveland.

Driver 2: Sucks to be you. Hope you have a cab heater.

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009