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Hermitical Haiku

Words or sentences offered as prose, but often appearing as insightful poetry, by which very little effort is given to the expression of feelings and ideas, but often providing, provoking or showing creative or spiritual inspiration.
Ponder this, my Hermitical Haiku:
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"
by Gary Hupps August 11, 2016
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heritage

What some Southerners claim for why they do hateful and racist things since the civil war.
"It's my heritage to fly the confederate battle flag." Or "It's my heritage to put on this white hood- if you say something about it being racist, you're pulling the race card."
by HA1029 April 3, 2019
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Hermitcrabbing

(verb) The act of becoming so unhealthily involved with one's significant other as to completely withdraw from the world The person crawls up inside of their boyfriend or girlfriend's life much like the titular vermin, using only their large right claw as a doorway/camoflage preventing others from identifying he/she. The person only emerges every once in a while to nab a piece of
food (rejoin society briefly), and then scurries back into his/her hidey hole. The culprit will continue to do
this until the signficant other is no longer hospitable or he/she outgrows them, then he/she will have to move on to another person, or find a tin can or
other such shelter.
"That guy has been hermitcrabbing for like three months now. Is he even alive?"
by Cathoga November 10, 2009
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hermitage

by Anonymous February 11, 2003
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Heritage

Heritage the most beautiful girl you will ever meet if she likes you she can't stop likening u she just the one if she likes you don't let her go or she will never come back she is always right no matter what she says she is smart hot strong and a little bit emotional she likes to act poor so she can see how you are. IF YOU MEET HER DONT LET HER GO.
Do you know heritage she is the most beautiful girl don't leave her it would nd up hurting you.
by AMMANUEL October 14, 2019
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hermitation

The act of behaving in a hermit-like fashion, without becoming an actual hermit. Temporary removal of oneself from people and the "real world".
I'm going through a hermitation phase. Leave me alone.
by catsrule6 July 27, 2016
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heritage intermediate school

a middle school filled with depressed, fake, rude kids who hate going to school
damn dont go to heritage intermediate school all the kids are fake
by Dog ufhufh November 16, 2018
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