Screen Hopping

The act of looking at your opponents screen to find out their location when playing video games with your friends, such as (Halo 3, Gears of War, and most FPS).

-Fred- Dude how did you know I was sniping from there?!
-Jerome- I looked at your screen bro.
-Fred- Not cool man, that's screen hopping!

by MK_Prodigy August 1, 2010

Border hopping

The act of a Mexican jumping the United States border in hope of escaping Mexico and beating the Olympic High Jump record

Kyle is excellent at border hopping, he has gone across and back over fifteen times, only being caught by Trump twice.

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 24, 2017

shoulder hopping

beach slang, the act of cutting a surfer off at the end of a wave, when there is no power left.

"Alvin is a shoulder hopping sponger!"

by sandspit October 25, 2007

homie hopping

When a girl dates someone then "hops" to one of his friends and dates him. Its wrong on so many levels.

One of my friends and his girl friend broke up and now she is homie hopping over to our other friend. Its making things really messed up around here.

by Daveg99 June 18, 2008

Ho Hoppin'

when a male talks to a female for sexual or relationship possibilities but abandons the mission to pursue another female for the same reasons

Ernest: Terry i thought you was talkin to keria eariler this week
Terry: yea man but this girl jacinda looks good
Nate and Ernest: DAMN!! Terry you Ho Hoppin'

by HNIC0021 February 8, 2010

I'm Helping

The utterance of a mentally retarded employee in a fast food commerical from the 80s. Used ironically to signify the utter unhelpfullness of the help being offerend. Repopularized in the Bizzaro episode of Sealab 2021.

After spraying wasp poison in your friend's eye in an attempt to drive away a bee: I'm helping!

by Bizzaro Poot August 26, 2006

Happiness

Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess.

Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.

by Gremlin July 29, 2003