The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.
Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.
Chad: Bro...
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.
Chad: Bro...
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/hɛmpnabis/
The cannabis plant, especially when grown for legal weed.
The fibre of the cannabis plant, extracted from the stem and used to make rope, strong fabrics, fibreboard, and paper including legal weed.
Used in names of other plants that yield fibre, e.g. Hempnabis.
/hɛmpnabis/
The cannabis plant, especially when grown for legal weed.
The fibre of the cannabis plant, extracted from the stem and used to make rope, strong fabrics, fibreboard, and paper including legal weed.
Used in names of other plants that yield fibre, e.g. Hempnabis.
Tom: Dude I cant afford to risk buying anymore bud off Kyle. Next time I get caught I face prison time.
James: Don't worry man, police can't do shit with Hempnabis due to its concentrated THC levels. Plus it will help with that back pain!
Tom: thank God for that, maybe I can also use it for my anxiety too! Lol
James: Don't worry man, police can't do shit with Hempnabis due to its concentrated THC levels. Plus it will help with that back pain!
Tom: thank God for that, maybe I can also use it for my anxiety too! Lol
by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
Get the Hempnabis mug.A term used to desribe someone who is a writer, though more frequently someone who fashions him/herself a writer but really isn't, or is not a very good one; derived from the name Ernest Hemingway, famed American novelist and story writer, but with the "g" removed to give it a colliquial informal feel, suggesting its ironic nature.
Ol' Heminway over there is writing all the time; too bad it's all drivel! That schmuck thinks he's going to be the next great novelist.
by P'tainz October 7, 2010
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I heard that Stacy is into hematolagnia.
by ShadowhunterXx July 22, 2016
Get the Hematolagnia mug.A very kind and caring person. He takes time to give advice and listen to his friends. If he sees someone who is feeling down he reaches out to them. He’s genuinely a positive person who tries to brighten everyone’s day. If you know a Hemant, give him a hug. Hemant will generally try to use pickup lines on you, but it’s all because he cares and wants to make you smile.
“Who’s the pickup line god over there?”
“Oh that must be Hemant.”
“Damn I wish I was as smooth as Hemant.”
“Oh that must be Hemant.”
“Damn I wish I was as smooth as Hemant.”
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