Hello

The only word on this site that has nothing to do with sex or drugs!

person 1: hello
Person 2: hi
Person 1: goodbye
Person 2: Farewell, and may the forces of evil become confused in their eternal search for you
*person 1 runs away*

by pirates rule!!! February 24, 2007

oh hello there

A phrase said by the famous fictional character SHREK in a Dreamworks animation skit. The phrase became popular when a vine highlighted the phrase by raising the volume of shrek's voice to defeat all the dreks. Everyone on Facebook lost their shit over it XD

*walks up to farquaad and/or stranger*

OH HELLO THERE

(the mans face is ripped clean off)

by FreddieJonesy12 May 17, 2016

hello kitty girl

a girl who loves hello kitty but *might* be clinically insane

him: “omg hello kitty girls are insane”
hello kitty girl: “you’re so right baby, i would never burn a girl’s house down if she breathed in the same direction as you”

by strqwbunni January 18, 2023

hello there children

a famous line used by a character called 'Chef' in South Park.
it symbolizes something extraordinary is about to happen

1) Chef: Hello there, children!
Kids (in unison): Hey, Chef.
Chef: How's it going?
One or all of kids: Bad....

2) Whenever you meet someone you greet "Hello there children" even if he is the only person.

by Smokin Gunz March 12, 2008

hello mr dog

A phrase used by butters from south park, that has become a common greeting toward dogs.

Dog: Hello Arthur.
Arthur: Why, hello mr dog.

by Philip the person December 28, 2008

Hello

To anally fist naked children in public, give them Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, shit and piss in their eyes and mouths, and force them to violently rape each other whilst shitting in each other's mouths, in that order.

Justin Bieber hello'd a bunch of children at the mall after learning that there is porn of BrainPop.

by Yopmail User August 25, 2022

Hello Newman

What Jerry Seinfeld says to his neighbor.

Newman is pure evil.

by yadayadayada April 22, 2005