Headless horseman

An alcoholic mixed drink invented in San Francisco which combines one part straight Jameson and one part straight Jack Daniels. "Headless" because you have to be stupid to order it and "horseman" because you need to be able to have the tolerance of a horse to drink it.

"Bartender, I'd like one headless horseman please"
"You seriously want me to mix jack Daniels and Jameson?"

by Halbert9000 September 8, 2017

Heerlen

n.

1. Southern city in The Netherlands that only exists because the Roman Empire decided to build a thermae there

2. Got rich at some point when they noticed they've been sitting on a huge ammount of coal.

3. Have a never-ending feud with Maastricht

Did you know Heerlen has a rich coal mining history?

by dutchidiot November 6, 2018

Heeley Romi

my ramen noodles :)

Heeley Romi is the best human to ever exist

by Danny Dumptruck November 29, 2021

headless dave

where you take a skeleton form a science lab and rip off the head off the skeleton and proceed to skull fuck the shit out of it.

lets do a headless dave while no one is looking

by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022

Headless Whoresman

hed-lis hoorsman noun: the social hook-up application profile that only shows a torso, most typically that has the head cropped off at the neck.

"Great! Got hit up on by another Headless Whoresman. Great body and all, but what does his face look like?"

by Lanz Adams April 4, 2022

heedeungie

Heedeungie is a cute nickname for Lee Heeseung, the oldest member of the K-pop group ENHYPEN.

"Our sweet heedeungie is soooo cute in this photo!"

by sunnies clementine July 14, 2022

headless chicken

When a farmer goes to chop off a chickens head but it stays alive for three months and the farmer shoves food down it’s throat to keep it alive in fear of the devil. It eventually dies when the skin on its throat closes over.

Don’t be like a headless chicken! Use your brain!!!

by nothingtoseehere^^ August 19, 2022