Huckster

Huckster:

(noun)

1. An uber-crafty investment contraption that, ironically, slips through the regulatory grips of SEC's Gensler while still functioning as an irresistible magnet for an array of random lawsuits and government meddling.

2. The financial equivalent of a cat with nine lives, able to dodge, weave, and sometimes even thrive amidst the whims and chaos of Gensler's 'hands-off' guidance.

Usage: "Invested in a huckster, eh? Better buckle up, 'cause it's gonna be a wild ride between dodging lawsuits and figuring out what the heck Gensler's next move is!"

by BANKRUN June 8, 2023

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Hempsters

People that define themselves based on the type of business they have that generally sells CBD. This type will often tell you to 'have a Hempy Weekend' and integrate the word Hemp into almost everything that sounds like it. The same type of human will also claim they have the best product on the market, that it gets nobody high, and then when sales get slow they'll start selling THCa and claim it's 'from hemp' - and then tell you to have a Stoney Weekend just to make a few dollars. The Hempsters are known to change their game based on net profits; they also allowed all the legacy people to sit in Jail, irritating the old-school stoners to no end. The best way to spot a Hempsters is the lack of a joint in their hand.

1.) "That Hempster just told me that THC-O is a natural cannabinoid, what planet did they come from?" 2.) "Have a Hempy Weekend? Nah, I'm smoking an OG preroll stuffed with diamonds!" 3.) "Just say no to Hempsters, most of them have no clue that 1000 mg is only 1 gram"

by ResearcherOG_Mike January 7, 2024

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